you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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