just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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