He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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