You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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