I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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