She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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