Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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