there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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