More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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