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(949): View more from California

After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(

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(769): View more from Mississippi

My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick

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(612): View more from Minnesota

All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.

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What about the best friend?

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