can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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