I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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