Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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