How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
