After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
