i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
i think im in europe. pls send help
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