How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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