I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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