I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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