She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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