Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
nutella sex= disaster
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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