do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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