porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
