OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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