im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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