problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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