sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
