hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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