Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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