We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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