question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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