i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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