dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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