omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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