do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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