this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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