We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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