we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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