Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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