We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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