then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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