i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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