no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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