he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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