I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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