you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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