3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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