if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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