Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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