yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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