I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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