I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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