You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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