this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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