Dual....:-)
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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