Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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