So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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