Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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